NBC: Undercovers

Last and certainly not least, we have NBC’s “Undercovers.”

Here’s the logline: “Alias,” but with a couple. A sexy black couple.

That’s really all you need to know. They used to be spies, but they quit. They are lured back to rescue a friend. And oh, they discover that they really liked all that spy stuff, so they get pulled back in. But is everyone really who they say they are?

And they have the wacky friend who’s helping them, decoding things, and making sure they have planes and cover stories. (I so do miss Kevin Weisman in those moments.) This new guy is no Kevin Weisman.

Ah, but if you loved Alias and miss it, this may get you all warm and fuzzy all over. After all, JJ Abrams wrote this pilot and produced the show.

They have spies in great outfits, hopping all over the globe. (Or what passes for all over the globe, with fancy Photoshopping.) Leads who spew off great accents and languages on a moment’s notice. And who (both man and woman) take their clothes off, to showcase great bodies.

“Under covers” (as in bed, get it?) and spies “under covers.” (Get it?) *eyeroll*

Sure, if you like that sort of thing, you’ll like this show. I give it the longest shelf life of the four for those reasons. There are some hardcore Alias fans out there.

My friend, however, summed up my feelings for it, as we entered the car. “At least there’s no Rambaldi,” he said.

“Yet,” I said.

BOTTOM LINE: Alias with a couple does have a lot of advantages. But no Kevin Weisman.

NBC: Chase

I really don’t know how I made it through this nightlong slog.

Next up, NBC’s “Chase.”

Kinda sorta like “The Fugitive” meets TV procedural. We have our crack staff of good guys, US marshalls, who go about rounding up bad guys that others have trouble catching. Person X is wanted at the beginning of the show. They keep missing him (or her, at some point, I imagine) through the whole show. Chasing, chasing. Guess what? At the end of the show, bad guy/girl is apprehended. YAWN.

Of the four NBC shows that Paley Center was showing, I hated them all. I hated “Chase” the most, though. The lead, thankfully, is a woman. She lets you know right away that her daddy done her wrong, and that’s why she’s now in this thankless business she’s in.

She can hogtie a bad guy in seconds flat, even a really nasty one. She can fight with some moves underwater that guys don’t have on land. Yep. She does it all. And she sings a good Waylon Jennings song.

She’s also joined by a crack staff (of course). Jesse Metcalfe (whom I never really liked, but at least was more interesting on “Desperate Housewives,” where he was taking off his shirt constantly) is out of his league here.

The violence is brutal and graphic. The bad guy they were chasing at least had nice blue eyes. His acting was actually more memorable than most of the regulars in this show. Which is too bad, because he’s been chased down. It’s on to a new perp next episode.

BOTTOM LINE: If every episode is about these people chasing one guy who eludes them, and he’s caught at the end, this is not a show I’ll be watching. Yawn.